<NAME>Author</NAME>
On Name
Put "Barbara"&&"Brownie"
End Name
<P>
<TITLE>
<ESSAY>
On StartEssay
HistoryProgramming
HistoryPidgin
Bulk Essay
Conclusion
End StartEssay
<P>
On HistoryProgramming
Computer.Speech(Language)
Language = binary
If HistoryState > 1950 then
Computer(Language) * Human(Language) = SecondGen
End If
If HistoryState > 1980 then
Computer(Language)*Human(Language) = ObjectOriented
If Computer.Speech(Binary) = true
And Human.Speech(English) = true
And Compiler = false then
Communication = false
End If
If Computer.Speech(Binary) = true
And Human.Speech(English) = true
And Compiler true then
Communication = true
End If
FeaturesLingo
End HistoryProgramming
<P>
On FeaturesLingo
Binary * English + Compiler = Lingo
If Lingo = true then
Grammar = formal
Functions = called [FUR, 2000]
End If
End FeaturesLingo
<P>
On HistoryPidgin
If People1.Speech = language1
And People2.Speech = language2 then
Communication = false
End If
Put Example1
If communication = false then
SpeakPidgin
End If
End HistoryPidgin
<P>
On SpeakPidgin
Hybrid = Language1 * Language2
If People1.Speech = Hybrid + Language1
And People2.Speech = Hybrid + Language2 then
Communication = true
End If
FeaturesPidgin
If Creole = true then
People1.Speech = Hybrid
End SpeakPidgin
<P>
On FeaturesPidgin
If Pidgin = true then
Vocabulary = small
Grammar = small
Functions = small
Hybrid = true
Pidgin.MotherTongue = false
End If
If English = true then
Vocabulary = large
Grammar = large
Functions = large
Hybrid = false
English.MotherTongue = true
End If
End FeaturesPidgin
<P>
On BulkEssay
Lingo = Pidgin
Explain
Argument
End BulkEssay
<P>
On Explain
Hybrid
Evolution
Environment
DominantLexis
Foremality
Clauses
InputNeologisms
Clippings
Compounds
Inflection
Length
End Explain
<P>
On Hybrid
If Pidgin = true then
Pidgin.MotherTongue = false
Hybrid(MotherTongue.People1 * MotherTongue.People2) = true
End If
If Lingo = true
Lingo.MotherTongue = false
Hybrid(MotherTongue.Computer * MotherTongue.Programmer) = true
End If
End Hybrid
<P>
On Evolution
If Pidgin = true then
Pidgin.Evolve = deliberate
End If
If Lingo = true then
Lingo.Evolve = deliberate [SCO, 1996]
If English = true then
English.Evolve = inadvertent [PAT, 2003]
End If
End Evolution
<P>
On Environment
If Pidgin = true then
SocialEquality = false [PAT, 2003]
Because
People1 = dominant
People2 = subordinate
End Because
End If
If Lingo = true then
SocialEquality = false
Because
Programmer = dominant
Computer = subordinate
End Because
End If
End Environment
<P>
On DominantLexis
If Pidgin = true then
Cast(DominantLangauge).member(Lexis)
Put Example6
End If
If Lingo = true then
DominantLanguage = English
Cast(DominantLanguage).member(Lexis)
End If
End DominantLexis
<P>
On Formality
If English = true then
If Formal = true or
Casual = true then
Communication = true
End If
If Formal = false and
Casual = false then
Communication = false
If Communication = false then
Sentence.Complete = false
End If
End If
End If
If Lingo = true then
If VerboseSyntax = true or
DotSyntax = true then
Communication = true
End If
End If
If VerboseSyntax = false and
DotSymtax = false then
Compile = false
If Compile = false then
Script.Executable = false
End If
End If [KRA, 2001]
End If
End Formality
<P>
On Clauses
If Pidgin = true then
If Statement(If) = false then
Parataxis = true
End If
End If
If Lingo = true then
Parataxis = true
Because
Commands = true
Because
SocialEquality = false
End Because
End Because
End If
End Clauses
<P>
On InputNeologisms
If Pidgin = true then
Neologisms = Verbs and
Neologisms = Nouns
Because
Commands = true and
Function.Expression = false
End Because
End If
If Lingo = true then
Neologisms = Nouns
Because
Neologisms = Variables and
Neologisms = EventHandlers
End Because
EventHandlers ¹ Verbs
Because
Verb.Title = Noun
End Because
End If
End InputNeologisms
<P>
On Clippings
If Pidgin = true then
Neologisms = Clipping
Put Example2
End If
If Lingo = true then
Neologisms = Clipping
Because
Time.Typing(Item1-n) < Time.Typing(Item1)
End Because
Put Example3
End If
End Clippings
<P>
On Compounds
If Pidgin = true then
Neologisms = Compound
Put Example4
End If
If Lingo = true then
Neologisms = Compound
Because
Time.Typing(Compound) < Time.Typing(Item1.Item2)
End Because
Put Example5
End If
End Compounds
<P>
On Inflection
If Pidgin = true then
Inflection = false
Because
Infinitive = true
End Because
Put Example7
End If
If Lingo = true then
Inflection = false
Because
Tense = present
End Because
And
If Objects = Plural then
List = true
List = Singular
Therefore
Objects.Plural = List.Singular
End Therefore
End If
End If
End Inflection
<P>
On Length
If Pidgin = true then
Vocabulary = small
Therefore
Language = Deficient
End Therefore
If Language = Deficient then
Sentence ¹ Succinct
Put Example8
End If
End If
If Lingo = true then
Sentence ¹ Succinct
Put Example9
End If
End Length
<P>
On Argument
Cayley.Argue(Code ¹ Pidgin)
Because
Pidgin = Hybrid
Code ¹ Hybrid
Because
If Code = true then
Neologisms = Injected
End If
End Because
End Because [CAY, 2002]
CounterArgument
End Argument
<P>
On CounterArgument
If Pidgin = true then
Neologisms = Injected
Neologisms = ProperNouns
End If
If Language(Any) = true then
ProperNouns = Neologisms
End If
End CounterArgument
<P>
On Conclusion
Kramer.Argue(Comuter.Language ¹ Code)
Because
Author.Code = Programmer
Therefore
Code = Human.Language
End Therefore
End Because [KRA, 2001]
If Language = Pidgin then
Author.SubordinateLanguage = SubordinatePeople
Author.SubordinateLanguage ¹ DominantPeople
End If
Art
If Lingo = Art
Art ¹ Executable
Therefore
Art.Lingo ¹ Code
End Therefore
End If
Future
End Conclusion
<P>
On Art
If Art(Pidgin) = true then
Put Example10
End If
If Art(Lingo) = true then
Put Example11
End If
If Art(Code) = true then
Put Example12
End If
End Art
<P>
On Future
If time = now then
Code.Pidgin(Acknowledge) = rare
End If
If time = now + n then
If case1 = true then
Code ¹ Pidgin
Because
Computer(Language) * Human(Language) = Neologism
End Because
End If
If case2 =true then
Code = Pidgin
Because
Computer = = Human
End Because
End If
End If
End Future
<P>
On Example1
If Slave.Speech = African
And Trader.Speech = English then
Communication = false [PAT,2003]
End If
End Example1
<P>
On Example2
Example = "pos"
End Example2
<P>
On Example3
If Pidgin = Cameroon then
If Clipping = true
Example = 'mamiecoco'
End If
If Clipping = false then
Example = 'mamiecocoyam'
End If
End If [ANC, 2003]
End Example3
<P>
On Example4
If Pidgin.China = true then
Example = "looksee"
End If
End Example4
<P>
On Example5
Example = "mouseUp"
End Example5
<P>
On Example6
If Pidgin.Fiji = true then
DominantLanguage = English
Therefore
Pidgin.Lexis = English
End Therefore
End If [PAT, 2003]
End Example6
<P>
On Example7
If Pidgin.Hawaii = true then
If tense = present then
Example = "she get"
Else
Example = "she get"
End If
End If [COL, 2001]
If English = true then
If tense = present then
Example = "she gets"
End If
If tense = past then
Example = "she got"
End If
End If
End Example7
<P>
On Example8
If English = true then
Example = "bookcase"
End If
If Pidgin.TokPisin = true then
Example = "ples bilong putim ol bok"
End If
End Example8
<P>
On Example9
If English = true then
Example = "make sprite 1 black and invisible"
End If
If Lingo = true
If VerboseSyntax = true then
Example = "set the visible of sprite 1 to false
set the color of sprite 1 to rgb("000000")"
End If
If DotSyntax = true then
Example = "sprite(1).visible = 0
sprite(1).color = rgb("000000")"
End If
End If
End Example9
<P>
On Example10
Example = OxfordDon
OxfordDon = "I ent have no gun, I ent have no knife, but mugging de Quenn's
\ English is the story of my life" [AGA, 1985]
End Example10
<P>
On Example11
Example = "Codeworks by John Cayley" [CAY, 2002]
End Example11
<P>
On Example12
Example = "Lexia to Perplexia by Talan Memmott"
Example = HTML * Concatenation *CustomHandlers
HTML = Hybrid(Language.Computer * Language.Programmer)
Concatenation = Hybrid(Language.Computer * Language.Programmer)
Handler = Hybrid(Language.Computer * Language.Programmer)
Therefore
Example = Hybrid * Hybrid
End Therefore [HAY, 2001]
End Example12
</ESSAY>
All text copyright Barbara Brownie, 2004